Bio:
Owner of the huge theme park-like Patty Cakes Restaurant
and also Pookesville’s Chief of Police and its Mayor.
His goal as a restaurant owner is to make everyone fat
and himself rich and happy. He’s a bigger, meaner
version of his son Adam. His favorite song is "Patty
Cakes, Patty Cakes, Spanker Man, Follow Me, Follow Me
to Spanker Land." It makes him cry with joy every
time he hears it. Favorite Color: Pink like my Spankerland
Cadillac Favorite Food: Patty Cakes hamburger Favorite Sport: Professional wrestling Favorite Book: Al Capone Does my
Shirts by Gennifer Choldenki Favorite Hobby: Running Pookesville Favorite Adventure in Fries Alive!:
Sabotaging the Burger Castle float
